my stomach: please god put nutrition into me I am collapsing

me: uhuhuhuhu I love eat vanilla wafer

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bookavid:

the-cloud-road:

theravenbcys:

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

delete this

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calendargirlthesnowman:

brienneoftarth:

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

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shittyidea:

The navy should actively recruit people who cannot swim because they will be much more dedicated to defending a ship

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petermaximoff:

bruno mars used to almost exclusively drop sad ass songs about unrequited love or lost love or whatever and now he’s just out here dropping one feel good banger after another like what kind of goals

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