*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
(Source: baboushkat, via okusuck)
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I looked down at my friends backpack today and I saw her binder and there was a sheet of paper inside and all I read was “your eyes shot opened as he pinned you to the” out loud and she kicked her backpack closed and I couldn’t stop laughing. iT WAS HER ROUGH DRAFT FOR SMUT
WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH AGAIN SHE’S GONNA SEE IT
I’M SERIOUS SHE HAS A BLOG SHE’S GONNA SEE IT
(via bangbangpoppop)
235 you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you
(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
toto i have a feeling we’re not in rack city anymore
(via lottiepots)
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4138 bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via sinuousity)
105947 everyday: i need new clothes
30863 OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
my whole life is a lie
(via sinuousity)
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